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And tell Lady Gaga, she can quit her job at the post office, she’s still a male lady.

Eminem: Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheating. While you at work, she's with some dude trying to get off?! Fuck slitting her throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!
Dre: Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit?
Eminem: What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!

I’m going to a pretty place now where the flowers grow. I’ll be back in an hour or so

"It just feels like I’m so done with this shit I might as well wipe. I have nothing else to give you, nothing left to contribute. Farewell I bid you, but before I go, my last gift to you, ladies and gentlemen, Slaughterhouse I give you" - Eminem
"No one who knew me like you will ever know me. I don’t think you understand how much you meant to me […] Proof, not many are lucky enough to have a guardian angel like you. Lord I’m so thankful, please don’t think that I don’t feel grateful, I do. Just grant me the strength that I need for one more day to get through. So homie this is your song I dedicate this to you
I love you Doody.
" - Eminem
"A lot of people ask me where the fuck I’ve been at the last few years. Shit I don’t know, but I do know, I’m back now." - Eminem

Okay, now I’m sure of this, my 5 favorite songs of Eminem are (in order):

  1. Say Goodbye Hollywood.
  2. Spend Some Time.
  3. Going Through Changes.
  4. Infinite. 
  5. As The World Turns. 

wtf with the person who posted the ass.