February 2012
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attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
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Okay, for homework, I had to interview some strangers, so it was like this:
Me: Um, okay, what’s your name?
Person: I can’t tell you that.
Me: Oh, okay, it’s fine. How old are you?
Person: Um, I can’t tell you that either.
Me: Ah… so… what do you prefer? tv or radio?
Person: Sorry, this is a little bit too personal.
Me: FOR GOD’S SAKE, IT’S AN...
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*a friends speech on my wedding day*
friend: I still remember her hanging up a poster of him, and she told me that she was going to marry him. We laughed about it, but it turned out that she was right.
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All I know is I don’t want to follow in the footsteps of my dad, cause I hate him so bad. The worst fear that I had was growin’ up to be like his fuckin’ ass.
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